Sting Gets the Paper

 is episode 166a of Comedy World. It aired on Global Network on April 25, 2008.

Synopsis
When Sting is sent out to get the newspaper, he finds it to be more difficult than he thought, hence being a fish.

Cast

 * Eric as himself


 * Brian as PC Guy


 * Dee Bradley Baker as Sting

Trivia

 * When this episode and Freezer Freaks premiered and during initial reruns, Freezer Freaks aired before Sting gets the Paper. This was later changed for unknown reasons.

Transcript
[We open at a shot of the living room]

PC Guy: [reading the newspaper] Hockey... when trees attack... Canadians...

Eric: Whatcha readin'?

PC Guy: What does it look like?

Eric: The newspaper?

PC Guy: Exactly.

Eric: You're reading last week's article.

PC Guy: Pshhh, last week's article, last week's article, yakyakyak.

Eric: No, really. You are.

PC Guy: [glares at the newspaper] YOU WERE RIGHT! Where is the mailman anyway?

[Cuts to the front yard. A whistling mailman walks by, and trips on a rock. He gets up, drops a newspaper on the sidewalk, and walks away]

Eric: He fell and left the latest newspaper.

PC Guy: Sting, you know what this means!

[Sting looks at PC Guy in a bored expression]

PC Guy: You have to get the newspaper for your co-owner.

Sting: [glubs]

PC Guy: Look at me when I'm talking to you! I'm the reason you have that bowl over your head.

Sting: [glubs constantly]

[Sting leaps out of the table with his bowl]

PC Guy: Well, what are you waiting for? Christmas? GO!