Freezer Freaks

Freezer Freaks is episode 166b of Comedy World. It aired on Global Network on April 25, 2008.

Synopsis
Eric and PC Guy get trapped inside Paul's meat freezer.

Cast

 * Eric as himself
 * Brian as PC Guy
 * Paul as himself
 * Susan as herself

Trivia

 * When this episode and Sting Gets the Paper premiered and during initial reruns, Freezer Freaks aired before Sting Gets the Paper. This was later changed for unknown reasons.
 * This episode seems to be loosely based on a SpongeBob episode called "Survival of the Idiots".

Transcript
[We open up to see PC Guy reading a Magazine when Eric walks up to him]

Eric: PC Guy! There's something I want you to see!

PC Guy: Hmm, I wonder what it is.

[Cut to the brothers standing in front of a door with a sign that says "KEEP OUT" on it]

PC Guy: What is it?

Eric: (opening the door) Dad's Meat Freezer!

PC Guy: I don't think it'll be a wise choice if we decide to go in there.

Eric: Ah, at least go in there for a few seconds with me, ya control freak. I heard the meat is fresher than any other meat in the world.

PC Guy: Well, it was a good life while it lasted.

[The brothers enter, and are amazed by the meats in there]

[Paul walks up to the door]

Paul: D'oh! Stupid cheap freezer doors! They never stay closed!

[Paul closes and locks the door]

Eric: Wow, this is some great meat.

PC Guy: We should probably leave before dad finds out were in here, so yeah.

[Eric tries to open the door but fails]

PC Guy: Oh No.

[The brothers realize the door is locked, with that, they begin banging on the door]

[Outside, Paul is using a rowing machine, and is unable to hear the brothers due to the music he is listening to]

Eric: It's no use bro! He's never gonna hear us!

PC Guy: That means were stuck in here. Until somebody opens the door.

Eric: This is not how I wanted to die! I wanted to die falling off a cliff!

[Later, Eric and PC Guy's skin colors have changed to blue, and they are uncontrollably shivering]

Eric: How L-L-L-LONG have we been in here!?

PC Guy: Lemme ch-ch-ch-check my watch.(Reads the watch) 24 Hours!!

Eric: We could get hypothermia before you could say: "Hypothermia" at this point!